ray winstone 3:11 Wed Dec 27
Gout
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In my right ankle, never had it there before, fucking OUCH!
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lab
3:19 Wed Dec 27
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Rich diet over Xmas period? Maybe a one off.
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goose
3:20 Wed Dec 27
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champagne socialist
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Nurse Ratched
3:26 Wed Dec 27
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Pate de foie gras and port from the food bank, I expect.
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Willtell
3:29 Wed Dec 27
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It couldn't happen to a nicer commie ray. The cause is too much uric acid in the body. Clearly been taking the piss ray....
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Gavros
3:31 Wed Dec 27
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MOYES GOUT!
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joe royal
3:43 Wed Dec 27
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Cuba is supposed to have good doctors.
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Nurse Ratched
3:45 Wed Dec 27
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Margaret Thatcher invented gout.
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neilalex
3:46 Wed Dec 27
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Are you sure it's gout ie. it's been diagnosed as such? I thought that was your toes or wrists generally?
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Nurse Ratched
3:48 Wed Dec 27
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Nah, his toes have rickets and his wrists have the Black Spot from his toil in the mines.
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Willtell
3:58 Wed Dec 27
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Mines! The only exercise ray gets is walking to the local DSS office...
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dicksie3
4:13 Wed Dec 27
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Must be The TORIES thought or anyone who's non-left wing?
Labour love the blame game.
Once-upon-a-time, they were the party for the proper working classes. Now they're the party for champagne socialists, oddball PC liberals, privileged wankers who failed in life and are angry about it, losers with no jobs (or shit jobs) who also want to blame someone for their failures, and finally, non-British-born people.
What a shit political party. Shame, they used to be spot-on (or near enough) many, many moons ago.
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Willtell
4:14 Wed Dec 27
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See how well you are loved on WHO ray? You're ill with gout and it turns into hatred of the Labour party!
At least I was only (half) kidding...
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Mike Oxsaw
4:28 Wed Dec 27
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You need to pop a few cherries and neck the juice.
Strong handsome stud such as yourself should be able to deal with that in his stride.
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joe royal
4:40 Wed Dec 27
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Dr - what's the problem?
Ray - silence
What's wrong
Silence
If you are not going to answer me then leave .
Yea , I win , I wound him up.
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Leonard Hatred
5:17 Wed Dec 27
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Ask your doctor for COLCHICINE for a quick fix, then take ALLOPURINOL for the rest of your life.
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